Please watch the above video and return to this commentary after you have finished viewing. HOW MUCH DID YOU HATE EVERY SECOND OF THAT?! ok good, me too. First of all, if you’re a long time follower of this blog, then you are well acquainted with my foot phobia. Aside from that, I can’t get over the fact that one of the things that makes me most uncomfortable is hot feet. In fact, it gives me a slight panic attack if my socks are too thick or I can’t escape the trappings of my foot warming sheets. Who wants to microwave their feet? Is your circulation really so poor that your feet are bricks of ice most of the time? If so, I would say a trip to the old general practitioner is in order as opposed to running out and ordering your very own pair of Hot Booties. If your feet are cold, shouldn’t a regular, non-microwaveable pair of slippers do the trick? I just think medically there’s an issue if you feel you need to nuke any part of your costume.