so it’s undoubtedly been a very long time since I posted and for that I apologize. I’ve been writing a ton of stuff, some for Second City, some for personal use (read:nothing) and some stuff that will never be finished. Anyway, none of it has felt right for tumblr so I haven’t posted it. Also, I haven’t actually even been on tumblr in a while because it slows down my network at work and that is generally when I do most of my tumbling because as you are all aware, stealing company time gives me a boner. So i just wanted to say that I haven’t forgotten or abandoned this page, I’m just taking a bit of a breather and promise to return with more stuff that may or may not be funny but fuck it, it’ll exist. So thank you for all the kind messages (there were 3, so you can tell I’m pretty popular around here) and I will start getting more posts up soon!